Friday, February 1, 2008

Friday's top ten list: Favorite sentences out of my son's mouth this week.




Oh, to be 2 and repeat everything your 8 year old sister says. Or pick it up, store it and use it at another perfect moment. And Ifeel really sorry for our cat, Tinkerbell. Here they are, both in nice peaceful states......for a moment.


#10- "I smell TT's Butt?" After my 8 year old so nicely passed gas in his face, that was his response.


#9-" I smell Kaleigh's butt?" The next morning, as the little girl I watch arrives. And he so nicely said it in front of her Police Chief father.


#8- The next four all took place in a span of 10 minutes... " I Lof cat!" As he lays on her.


#7- " I hit cat?" No the cat will hit you back.


#6 - "I smell cat butt?" No, that's beyond nasty.


#5- "Cat hit me." Did you hit cat, after I told you not to? "Yes, I hit cat, cat hit me." Duh Mom.


#4- " I smell Mommy butt?" NO, and please stop chasing me around the house.


#3- After my husband so nicely passed gas...."EEEWWW, I smell Daddy butt!" That'll learn ya!!


#2- With cheesy puff covered hands, "I pick my nose?". No, not now, not ever.


And the #1 greatest sentence of the week is:

"DUM FUCK!!!!" as some very nice township workers drove by us at the bus stop in......you guessed it...a Dump truck. I really thought the other parents at the stop were going to choke to death on their laughter.....

11 comments:

Momo Fali said...

Those are hilarious! We need to get your two year old and my five year old together and let them entertain us!

chefmom said...

Momo: I would love to secretly film the two of them, while they played. I can only imagine the conversations that would take place!

someGirl said...

LOL!! I'm currently trying to help my 4 y/o say certain words properly because he has a hard time with 'tr' & 'th' sound. Transformers comes out as "fan-fo-moes", turkey comes out as "chu-key", bathroom comes out as "blah-bloom"...I know it's slightly cruel, but I sometimes make him say words that he pronounces funny just to have a laugh....i'm evil.

chefmom said...

somegirl: Oh, we're evil too! We love to hear him say dammit. I hate to admit it, but it's so cute! I'm working on Dump Truck. I know we're going to be in the supermarket or something and he's either going to say "dumb fuck", or "I smell ladies butt?"

meleah rebeccah said...

Dum Fuck is killing me.... hahahahha

chefmom said...

Meleah: I know, I have to choke back the laughter....

Michael C said...

Admit it, you knew you were going to blog about that as it was happening. That is the type of gold that we all dig for!!!!!
;-)

meleah rebeccah said...

psst....where ARE you?

someGirl said...

where's the cake-makin' mamma?
Are U OK? I'm getting my Chuck Norris moves ready in case anything is wrong...

meleah rebeccah said...

dood?

meleah rebeccah said...

Im sending out a search party.....