Wednesday, April 9, 2008

I'm unbelievably boring today.....

The kids don't have school today, so I'm playing Entertainer. Or rather Referee. Why doesn't an 8 year old realize that wrestling with a 2 year old, just doesn't work.
A) He's going to kick and scream and get pissed.
B) When he does get up, that solid right upper cut to the face, doesn't feel so good does it?
And to make it worse, he curses at her. "Damn! Let me go!"

I'm going to go out and by a ref's shirt today, and a whistle. Maybe that will stop them in their tracks....for 30 seconds.

7 comments:

Michael C said...

Gives a whole new meaning to the parents' favorite term 'Time out!!' doesn't it?
;-)

chefmom said...

Michael: You got that right!!

Michael C said...

Oh yes, I forgot to say that you are always free to send me deep fried recipes or grassy knoll Rachael Ray stories. Of course by typing that, we are both now implicated... ;-)

chefmom said...

Well, I guess that idea is out the window now! I will always send deep fried recipes your way!

Michael C said...

Cool! And join Facebook, too!!!!!
Why yes, I did just come from Meleah's blog. Why do you ask??
;-)

meleah rebeccah said...

I think that would be hysterical if you wore a Ref's shirt and rocked a whistle.

chefmom said...

Michael: Ha! I never would have known!
Meleah: I would rock it, Except I know my sport loving son would think we were going to play a game. If I lose the shirt and just rock the whistle, it might work!